ESRB Mass Effect 2 Contains "Future Blouses"

I know that Mass Effect 2 has been out for well over a week now and the ESRB summary of it has been around for even longer, but for those of you who haven't seen it yet then I just had to post it just for you. I mean come on honestly ESRB should just start reviewing games because every time they seem to make me want to play that game more I mean come on "future-blouses" and "space furniture" I'm there man. I'm only disappointed they didn't talk about Krogans having a quad (Mass Effect 2 players should get this) or about the "Your 2 Small" email that you get, otherwise its perfect though "Krogan sexual deviants" ahh ESRB where would we be without you.

In this action role-playing game, players' objective is to defeat an alien enemy that is silently abducting entire human colonies. Players must assemble a team of henchmen, command a space ship, and travel to distant planets across a futuristic galaxy. At its core, the game involves a combination of conversation/interaction with characters, and ground-based (i.e., "run-and-gun") space battle: Players use assault rifles, submachine guns, shotguns, and pistols to kill humans, robots, and aliens in the frenetic third-person firefights. Some enemies emit large splashes of blood when shot (particularly with "head shots"); several enemies lie stagnant in pools of blood—factors for the Mature rating. Henchmen are able to freeze and shatter enemies, engage in melee attacks, set robots on fire, and use telekinesis to disable aliens. A handful of cutscenes depict dramatic interrogations in which human characters are threatened, punched, kicked, and shot (in the leg) by alien creatures. The game contains themes of illicit drug use, addiction, and trafficking—often focal points to the branching storylines; for example, "Morinth likes dancing while on a drug called Hallex," "Narcotics flooded my veins when I attacked," and "The asari injecting so many drugs into me was terrifying." During the course of the game, players may enter a bar where alien pole dancing exists (choreography highlighted on big-screen monitors) or hear suggestive comments such as "krogansexual deviants enjoy salarian flexibility" and "if this is just about sex, maybe you should just f**king say so." [Italics added] Players can also choose to have "romantic encounters" with the alien/human henchmen characters; this involves watching a guided cutscene in which two characters flirt, kiss, and/or embrace: clothed alien/human characters may prop a partner on top of a space console, clear away the clutter from a bed-slab, unzip a future-blouse, or just talk it out. Though an alien/human may gyrate her hips while on top (fleeting—one-to-two seconds), actual sex is never depicted—the camera cuts away to space furniture and ceilings. If you haven't bought this game already be sure to pick up a copy of this great RPG/Shooter, for more Mass Effect and Bioware related news be sure to come back to Game Attic.